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Mike Jenner

by Mike Jenner November 24, 2021
mugGet the Mike Jennermug.

Mike Hull

Kid with a HUGE piece....... flexes on everyone he meets.. is often found in VIP at strip clubs drinking the most expensive liquor in the club.. Has 6 children with 7 different women... God like
"Is that Mike Hull rolling dice in the Giuseppe boots?"
"Ya Mike Hull is the flyest youngbull on the block"
by Hard bone March 8, 2017
mugGet the Mike Hullmug.

mike

him.
mike is him.
by realfactos101 September 10, 2022
mugGet the mikemug.

Mike

The term given to a miserable, shell of a man that is dating or married to a Karen. (see simp)
Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"
by MRTY-2002 October 6, 2020
mugGet the Mikemug.

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.
I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021
mugGet the Purple Mikemug.

Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help
by Pissplay November 22, 2022
mugGet the Mikemug.

Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
mugGet the Loose Melons Mikemug.

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