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Lusty Leg Lift

this one the girl as to be very flexible. the position where the girl puts on leg on the guy’s shoulder and they have sex standing up
guy: are you flexible
girl: yes y
guy: lets do the lusty leg lift
by paullly deee November 20, 2011
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Five Legged Caribou

A man goes inside a stuffed caribou carcass and a woman proceeds to mount the carcass with his erect penis that is replacing the traditional caribou penis.
We snuck into Cabelas last night and Tom and I did the Five Legged Caribou.
by The Great Scott May 11, 2012
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one legged pirate

A pirate lacking his third leg
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
Avast me, one of me legs has been removed by this here sharp sword - Ill have to be a land lubber for the rest of me days.
by Blueice January 27, 2003
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twitted your legs

when you can't talk on the phone in canada you've twitted your legs and ended up in the hospital for 3 days
It sucks you twitted your legs so you can only be in contact by email.
by Jfloydizzle December 29, 2010
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teaspoon leg it out of here

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
by BoosterGould January 2, 2015
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long-legged mack daddy

A mack is an exploiter and master of pimps, and a mack daddy is someone exploiting and ruling over macks.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for then senator, later president Barack Obama.
Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.
by Magnus Johansson November 16, 2012
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Him: i will tell your dad what u did.
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!
by JonSnowKnows June 1, 2020
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