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Fortnite Kid

A lazy motherfucker who sits in a bed playing Fortnite all day. They are braindead children who say Fortnite created everything. They will never understand what a holiday is. In order to make them understand what something is, you have to explain in Fortnite style. Once you explain what “happened” in Fortnite. They will understand now. Make sure to give them free V-Bucks whenever they say or else they’ll go on a tantrum.
This kid only plays Fortnite and believes everything Epic Games says, he’s a Fortnite Kid.
by Shiny_Kai December 31, 2022
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Band Kid

Someone who is so enthusiastic about band that it becomes their personality
Those band kids have no personality
by DarthBaymax July 22, 2023
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Colorful kid

Some kid who's highly stupid and tries to make comebacks that doesn't even make the slightest sense, retardism

Colorful kid can also mean special ed
Person 1 is a colorful kid, he's retarded
by luvcartier August 8, 2023
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iPad kid

Refers to toddlers and children who are obsessively attached to iPads or similar handheld digital devices, often given by parents primarily as a means of appeasing their child's shorter attention span.

As a consequence, useful time that could have been spent on hands-on learning and the development of social skills is lost in favor of spending hours watching often very overstimulating or even inappropriate content on the internet, potentially hindering the child's healthy development.
The COVID pandemic especially saw a significant increase in the number of iPad kids.
by averysharp October 7, 2023
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Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)
by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021
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Bike Kids

Kids aged 10 - 13 who ride bikes, usually seen in 80’s Media or Stranger Things and IT (2017).
“Are those Bike kids?”
by awsomecolin June 15, 2022
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Band Kid

A stereotype used to refer to people who partake in band activities . They tend to use out of date words memes and tend to think they are funny when they are not. They tend to spend a lot of time on Reddit and don’t have many friends outside of their band circle. Also they tend to like the game undertale and like to hum the song of it and make sure everyone else suffers from it.
by Dolphin0510 June 17, 2022
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