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Jizz witch

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
by Dapusha April 6, 2019
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Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.
by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022
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Jizz Serpent

A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.
Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!
by PeteyPaplo March 1, 2023
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LeBron Jizz

When one is fingering their own butthole and begins to think of LeBron James (or Bronny James). Usually leads to self impregnation. Common among most Ojibwa Native Americans. Zaya Wade is sexy!
Did you hear about the Lebron Jizz fortnite event? Mr Beast was in attendance.
by anonymous May 26, 2023
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Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.
by Silky mane July 2, 2020
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Jizz Squeezers

Female breasts, specifically those large enough to accomplish ejaculation (the "jizz") through the act of tittyfucking (the "squeezing".
Check out the jizz squeezers on the chick in the red bikini! WOW!
by BigK22 August 28, 2023
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jizz n' pray

Cumming inside a girls pussy and praying she doesn't get knocked up
I pull a Jizz N' Pray with Stephanie last night, I hope she doesn't get pregnant from it.
by tteddy1985 August 27, 2015
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