Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.

Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.

by GonzoMM August 13, 2006

Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole

Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole: the act of anal sex with somone that just got done taking a dump and has not wipe

so i gave anal sex the otherday and and they didnt wipe after the craped and it was like i was Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole

by SexCore December 11, 2006

music city mud pie

When nashville musicians shit all over a groupie on a tour bus.

Mike and Jim gave that bitch a serious music city mud pie.

by Funballs July 11, 2008

Mississippi Mud Sack

When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea bag a waiting third party.

Jim: "Holy shit! Cassie and Sarah let me give them both the Mississippi Mud Sack last night!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"

by Peppercornbingle April 16, 2009

Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

by southern slang May 13, 2011

threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

Brown Mountain Mud Hole

Another term for disgusting, stank, foul body odor. Based off of the smell coming from stagnant mud holes, especially those around Brown Mountain, NC.

Man, I fingered Claire last night. When I pulled my fingers out the whole room smelled like I'd driven through a Brown Mountain Mud Hole.

by Halfbreed Hammer May 22, 2022