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ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.
by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021
mugGet the ninja phonedmug.

Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016
mugGet the Phone Call to Putinmug.

Phone

A little device used to talk to your crush and not worry about them seeing you blush
OMG I LOVE MY FUCKING PHONE
by Babybrat425 June 15, 2019
mugGet the Phonemug.

phone

the thing that students always screw around on when they should be paying attention in class
Teacher: GET RID OF THOSE PHONES OR ELSE IM SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE
by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025
mugGet the phonemug.

phone

A electronic that is going to take over the word
hey that guy has a phone
by DatGamerLion September 17, 2018
mugGet the phonemug.

Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
mugGet the Poon Phonemug.

phone-phive

A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.
DUUUUUDE! You put gum under a church seat?!?!? Phone-Phive!
by bigglesuarus May 10, 2010
mugGet the phone-phivemug.

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