Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.

Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.

by GonzoMM August 12, 2006

Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole

Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole: the act of anal sex with somone that just got done taking a dump and has not wipe

so i gave anal sex the otherday and and they didnt wipe after the craped and it was like i was Deepsea Fishing In A Mud Hole

by SexCore December 13, 2006

music city mud pie

When nashville musicians shit all over a groupie on a tour bus.

Mike and Jim gave that bitch a serious music city mud pie.

by Funballs July 7, 2008

Mississippi Mud Sack

When engaging in particularly rough anal sex, pull out and scrap all fecal matter/juice and coat the entire sack. You then turn and tea bag a waiting third party.

Jim: "Holy shit! Cassie and Sarah let me give them both the Mississippi Mud Sack last night!"
Steve: "You're my hero Jim!!!"

by Peppercornbingle April 15, 2009

mud fuck mother fucker

A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.

“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker”

by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019

Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

by southern slang June 7, 2011

threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017