by Lala and Po 2 May 13, 2022
Get the Fuck Stainmug. A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
Get the fuck wizardmug. You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.
Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...
by anti-executive November 11, 2009
Get the Data Fuckingmug. The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)
by messyp April 1, 2009
Get the deposit fuckedmug. The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.
Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.
by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023
Get the Fuck-flusteredmug. When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.
Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking
by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019
Get the kong fuckingmug. having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner
by defining life bro March 6, 2015
Get the shredded as fuckmug.