Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018

The Human Natute

The instinctive desire to seek out the origin of life.

Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute

by Count Drinkalot July 23, 2017

Humanity

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Metatron : He's in love... with Humanity.

by TrashFangirlShipper August 24, 2017

human

a living thing

I am a human.

by An Urban Dictionary User October 27, 2018

Human

Some type of mammal with manners and respect.

We are not aliens we are HUMANS

by SpellerCorrecter November 8, 2018

The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019

human

a living organism who stands on two legs has two arms and can be both vegetarian or a carnivore. a human is animal celled, and it is on the top of the food chain not just one but all. a human is the same thing as a person. is a mammal. some humans are skinny some are fat

i am a fucking human bra i am FREEEEEEEEEE! free fallen.

i am a white ass human and i like
you are one black human, like you know it
you are a bad human, bad, bad, bad, no biting you filthy animal

by the nerd that nobody likes February 21, 2019