give yourselves a hand

An applause to yourselves.

You are the best team I have worked with. Congratulations. Give yourselves a hand.

by ALFA37 November 10, 2017

give a ________ mug for xmas

Urban dictionaries way of making money off any fucking weird ass words that you search up.

Wow! I can give a ________ mug for xmas.

by PEWDIEPIEISACHILDRAPIST November 13, 2017

give good phone

sounds sexy over the phone, as in phone-sex

That girl will give good phone late at night when I call.

by Word Monkey November 22, 2017

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 18, 2018

I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis

“Como te llama”
“Oh, i’ll give you my llama”

by BitchAs February 17, 2018

Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra May 9, 2018