Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Foot

A thing that kids who watch Ssundee scream randomly.

Kid: Your Face is ugly!
Kid : ur foot is ugly!

by I’mYourFriend May 28, 2019

Universal Foot

A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.

Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.

by killtryray August 17, 2021

foot radish fungus

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 3, 2021

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

Foot me downs

What the second and third child get for their feet because only the oldest gets new shoes.

Little Juliet was always walking with a slight limp, because her sister Emma’s foot me downs had lost a heel on the right side, forcing her to walk in a large circle to the right.

by You rReal Name September 8, 2020

Kush-Footed

1930s Jazz term for stoned-walk/drunk-staggering or dance. Likely coined by popular group "The Ink Spots", but used by many. At times, Kush-Footed is used as a cue to encourage the musicians or audiences to step things up a notch, basically to get further turnt, or to crunk things up. To get fully in the groove per se.

"Boy's as mella as a honey-dew" "Yeah, he sho is kush-footed boss, the joint is jumpin t'night"
"Give Em The Blast, Turn On The Heat, Kush-Footed!" - Charlie Fuqua of The Ink Spots in "Swing Gate, Swing".

by JazzJiver August 20, 2024