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Fish Cannon

When a male masterbates with a gutted (and deboned) fish, with the intent to ejaculate out of the fishes mouth, ideally towards a "target".
"He got her square in the eye with his fish cannon."
Fish Cannon by Hairybeastie February 27, 2026
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fish police

A term present in the online fishkeeping community to define commenters that call out the shortcomings of the original poster’s fish husbandry.

In most instances, the critiques brought forward by the “fish police” are correct. However, the negative connotation likely stems from the fact that most of these commenters are likely teenagers whose method of delivery can be seen as unnecessarily aggressive. Factoring in ageist attitudes, nobody likes to be lectured about anything from an account that is obviously being run by a minor.
I posted my betta in an unfiltered fish bowl and I got dragged by the fish police
Word of the Day on March 4, 2026
I ̢̺̗̳͐̔̊̈́̌͂͋̏̈̋̇̓̿̚r̴̩̥͉͙͑̀͛͘i̴̜̙̖̮̼̓̽̂̄̅͑̀͘͜ͅş̶̛̮̯̙̻̺̖͚̞̭̰̟̝̋́͆̃̉̀̂͝
Fish 1: W-Why are the alarms blaring Gary???
Fish 2: Its her... I ̢̺̗̳͐̔̊̈́̌͂͋̏̈̋̇̓̿̚r̴̩̥͉͙͑̀͛͘i̴̜̙̖̮̼̓̽̂̄̅͑̀͘͜ͅş̶̛̮̯̙̻̺̖͚̞̭̰̟̝̋́͆̃̉̀̂͝ the cause of the fish fear
Fish Fear by Fish fear me March 13, 2026
Fish Fry is a code term for having sex with a transgender.
Sorry babe, I’ve got to go to the Fish Fry in a little bit.

fish nibbler

fish nibbler is a man or woman who eats dirty cookie. they don’t care if their girl just got home from the gym they are going to go down on that cat.
Yo bro Tony is a major fish nibbler. He loves his girl so bad he’ll eat her out even when her coochie stank.
(Guy 1 talking to guy 2) Check this out, Karen accidentally sent me a fish pic.
Fish Pic by FLAILIAN April 28, 2026