Brown Shield

When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.

I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.

by Halloween Prankster November 1, 2009

Brown Twerk

The act of twerking on a man’s penis while shitting

Ahh man, Last night was Lit - I got the brown twerk.

by Twerk master June 15, 2020

brown-housing

1. verb. present tense : brown-housing; past tense: brown-housed The act of one who is proud of their bowel movement achievement to the extreme that one leaves the fecal log in the toilet without flushing so that in a multi-person home can be found by an unsuspecting housemate.

We had to evict him for brown-housing.

by JohnAar September 6, 2016

hush browns

When you poop really quietly

"Hey did you even do anything in there?"
"Yeah I made hush browns"

by lellile April 1, 2015

Brown Toad

A slang term for genital warts.

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

Endless Brown

When you going to the bathroom and you just have to keep wiping and wiping , Seems like you’ve used the entire roll till the toilet paper is clear

I went to the bathroom an hour ago and I think I still have endless brown

by Ll777 August 16, 2020

Code brown

I took my girlfriend out for dinner last night,
I had too much Spivey food.
When we got home.
I was in the bathroom all night with a code brown

I had a code brown after eating spicy food last night

by Thenry November 25, 2022