brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 17, 2019

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019

Ethan Browne

The sexiest beast of all time. He can steal your girl in seconds. He is also God so bow down to this legend

"Ethan Browne is sooooo fit"

by SUPER_SEXY_MAN December 19, 2017

Brown Felt

When you’re hitting it from behind, and you shove a felt-tipped sharpie up her ass

She was handcuffed to the bed, and while I was hitting it from behind I gave her the ole brown felt

by BrownFelt April 23, 2018

Brown Bandini

The act of placing someone elses cell phone up your anus after they looked through your's without permission.

Craig looked through my phone without permission, so I gave his the ole' brown bandini.

by Your Moms Under Carriage October 4, 2017

brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

brown jerome

When a person puts their prolapsed anus on your forehead

After a long night of anal Johnny gave mark a brown Jerome.

by Raelena May 7, 2017