Toilet bowl spackle

Toilet bowl spackle is when you take an airy shit and the tiny bits of poop spray all over the bowl and stick like glue. Even after days of directly urinating on the spackled bits and flushing doesn't seem to remove the small chunks of poop. You have to eventually get a toilet brush to try and pry those pieces of toilet bowl spackle off so that the toilet looks and smells clean.

My ass exploded like a balloon filled with glitter and after I wiped and flushed there were small pieces of toilet bowl spackle stubbornly stuck to the bowl.

Toilet bowl spackle by Answers for Everything podcast March 21, 2026

Fruit bowl club

A term allegedly coined by doctors and nurses in the UK for people who end up in hospital after getting a foreign object stuck in their backside, especially fruit, vegetables, or other oddly shaped household items. Often caused when the object becomes difficult to remove due to suction/vacuum pressure, leaving an embarrassing trip to A&E as the only option.

Example: “Jim Jefferies telling the funny story of needing hospital help after getting an egg-shaped toy stuck up his bottom is a prime example of the Fruit Bowl Club.”

Lee: Bruv, my brother once went out with a nurse, and she told me they had a nickname in the hospital for people who came in with things stuck up their backside... they called it The Fruit Bowl Club. LOL

Frank: Really, bruv? LOL.

Lee: Yes bruv. LOL
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Frank: LOL.

Fruit bowl club by Jamiecheese April 26, 2026

Blue bowl platter

Placing a blue bowl on a serving plate to imply that there are drugs or substances within the food or drink it’s holding.

“Man, Dave served a crazy blue bowl last night, I lost 3 car keys””blue bowl platter honey! Blue bowl platter!”

Blue bowl platter by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought June 19, 2026

scrab-a-bowl 

An intense scrabble match played while stoned!

We just smoked and played a game of Scrab-a-bowl

scrab-a-bowl by bowl games September 5, 2009

Turd in the Chili Bowl 

(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.

Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!

Turd in the Chili Bowl by theskymightfall March 21, 2010

pandora`s bowl 

On any bathroom, when you are unlucky enough to lift a seat cover and find that it's full of s**t.

bro 1: bro, went to the john and dang! I opened pandora`s bowl. What a s****y day this is..

bro 2: There goes my lunch..

pandora`s bowl by etomack September 27, 2010

British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC

Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.

British Super Bowl by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013