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Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination
Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class
by D Flawless May 16, 2021
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Asian Child

by Stelocify May 18, 2021
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Fake Asian

A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.
#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!
by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021
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Asian Parents

Generally Parents which are East Asian which

A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum

C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems

J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%

Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU
by Chi-Ku Fei May 30, 2021
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Asian

He's an Asian.
by the random. November 3, 2021
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wannabe Asian

Someone who named Asia or who nicknamed chyna is a Asian wannabe when they know they born some other race that’s not Asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean
Someone named Asia or Chyna is a wannabe asian
by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022
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Wannabe Asian

Someone who named Asia or nicknamed Tokyo and or chyna is a fake wannabe asian knowing your parents not born asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean wannabes are pathetic
Chyna and Tokyo are pathetic wannabes because of their name they know their parents not born Asian they know they not Asian they are wannabe asian
by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022
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