bleach an Asian

When a white person has sexual relations with a person of Asian decent

"dude my biggest fantasy is to bleach an Asian"

"Yeah man you should it's absolutely incredible"

by Clayinator666 July 26, 2023

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

Asian Teen Corn

Something a woman named

tophia would watch

Tophia: i love asian teen corn
Me: WTF 🤢🤮

by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023

Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

Asian Sunu

A cute girl with east asian looks

“I want an asian sunu gf so bad.”
“Check out the asian sunu at 2 o’clock.”

by creatorofasiansunus March 19, 2024

asian takeout

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.

Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.

by That one nigger April 4, 2018

Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022