Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.

1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"

by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 31, 2009

Adam

the coolest guy ever all girls want him he has got laid the most he beats everyone he challenges and is very cool you cannot beat Adam. He is the best at everything because he is so good.

wow he is an Adam he is so cool.

that guy just got turned into a pimple, an Adam must of done that.

I want to smash that Adam, his cock is so big.

by best guy every69420 December 8, 2020

adam pienčak

Adam Pienčak is the stupidies person on this player. Hes ugly and stupid. Nobody likes him

Jeff: Hey do you know Adam Pienčak
Jeff 2: *Pukes himself* Of course i do *Pukes again*

by Kolosmod June 3, 2020

Adam

Danish derogatory word, with a similar meaning to 'stupid' or 'idiot'.

Oy, you're a fucking Adam.

Eow, din fucking Adam.

by OBadstew November 6, 2019

adam ling

A bit of a pedophile who Goes to Hallmead school, very small cock

1:Ugh my dick went limp
2: Yeah my pussy is dry all of a sudden
Adam: Hey there kids *Rape*
1:oH BOI HERE IS AN adam ling

by meme boi 64 August 24, 2017

Adam

People named Adam are ogres with butthole eyes. Adam boasts an aviation career while working in Human Resources for the Army. Adam is over 40, shops at Hollister, and has a collection of black dildos and blow up dolls. He has nice hair.

If you are a victim of workplace harassment, please see Adam in HR.

by Erin Rhoads April 24, 2025

Nathan adams

Likes the robot from Detroit become human

Nathan adams likes Connor from Detroit become human

by I'm a deadass wizard May 15, 2023