A theory that says that the universe, life, and everything in between is the result of God releasing premature ejaculation.
by Pickle Richard October 11, 2019
Get the The Big Wank Theorymug. synonym to chicken fucker.
A tidy wank is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.
A tidy wank is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.
by John Randel Norwick April 23, 2009
Get the tidy wankmug. by Deaths_rat December 5, 2007
Get the wank toffeemug. in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010
Get the Soapy Tit Wankmug. the act of one party ejaculating another parties male genitilia. said very often by logan while playing COD4 online.
by Asa_911 September 27, 2008
Get the Jank my wankmug. 1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
by Thora "Trif" Rogers October 9, 2006
Get the Mexican Wanking Fishmug. When playing a game on a console and your stuck on a particular level, an feel you cant get any furthur, have an end of level wank and when you return, you should manage to complete that level effortlessly!
"Arghh! This bloody level is gettin'on my tits!!
I know, i'll have an End Of Level Wank. That'll help me complete it easy!!"
I know, i'll have an End Of Level Wank. That'll help me complete it easy!!"
by 360Weirdo December 24, 2009
Get the End of Level Wankmug.