After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018

big wood 22

the literal definition of toxic masculinity

wow i wish i was big wood 22

by bigwood22 May 25, 2019

wood up

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows

Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok

by someone I guess March 5, 2021

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

pulp-wood

An extremely large turd..

whew man..i just took a dump ..it was a stick of pulp-wood..

by kobalt October 30, 2009

Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.

John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it

by Coboricua March 7, 2021

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

by sgt.failure July 28, 2021