California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 29, 2010

Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 04, 2017

Uncle Harry's dog

To perform an uncle Harry's dog one must open up the bombing bay and drop a huge dookie in the craphouse

I just been for an uncle Harry's dog

by Holdez January 12, 2022

uncle in law nephew

Uncle in law nephew

What is my uncle in law nephew to me

by March 21, 2021

Uncle vic

A very nice lad , in other words the best fucking uncle ever.

“Uncle Vic is great with kidS!”

by Jsjshsh December 21, 2018

jamie's uncle :'[

when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch

jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'

by sexy left toe December 15, 2019