turneth up

If you are from the 1700's and wanna be a gentleman while asking someone to get turnt up with you

My lady would you like to turneth up with me this fine afternoon?

by The future lingo March 21, 2016

turn the dog up

Being intoxicated and taking illicit drugs and leaving your body disabled and wrecked

Hey shawn wanna turn the dog up, yeah mat let's turn the dog right up

by Turn the dog up June 3, 2016

Turdfing

The desperate urge to crap when no toilet is handy and having to use the nearest garden/lawn.

Barry. I really need a shit.

Dave. Nip into that garden and give the lawn a good turdfing.

by gotgcoalman July 9, 2016

Turn In Yo Shoes

1.) An expression used after one is disrespected with a hardcore roast.

2.) An expression used to show up your haters

1.)
Jimmy: *Wearing Lebron sneakers*
Jamaal: Yo you got Lebrons... Hair Line
Overhearing Bystander: OH MY GOD JIMMY TURN IN YO SHOES

2.)
Kid that dropped out of high school to become a rapper and becomes successful: To all my haters y'all can TURN IN YO MOTHERFUCKING SHOES

by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016

Turnaround Friend

Someone you meet during your down times in life who helps you turn around a fix your choices and create a better you.

James is my turnaround friend , He really helpped me when I couldn't help myself.

by RuinedByWonderland November 4, 2016

turn signal dick

a dick that slants to the side.

becky: fuck him, he got a turn signal dick anyways

by jdjkkjdckjdcjlkd December 2, 2016

turner

A girl who is honestly the best person you could ever meet. She is kind and cool and guys fall for her all the time. You would be lucky to have bestfriend named turner

Hey who's that with Harley.. oh that's just turner

by Maria_margarita18 January 3, 2017