Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE

by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

Toastie

When a man doesn't have time to shave so he burns his pubes in the hopes of getting a blow job

I was in a rush and wanted some head so I asked if I could order a Toastie

by siggremlin June 3, 2019

Toaster

An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.

1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.

by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019

Telasspathy

When you and another person think and mention the same piece of ass at the same time without it being necessarily in your immediate vicinity.

- Man i run into Korina at the gym and i can't stop thinking about dat ass!
- Dude i was just thinking about dat booty!
- Telasspathy!

by Ergeron June 21, 2019

toasted cracker

A sunburned white person.

Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.

by Metalheadgamerguy July 10, 2019

Toast box

That thing you stand on to tell people your opinion

Person 1: get off your toast box
Person 2: frigg off rick

by fingerblaster 4000 July 12, 2019