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thomas

dumb short unfunny small pp idiot. can’t get any girls :)
dumb thomas haha
by ihatethomas June 6, 2021
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Thomas scruggs

Thomas Scruggs is a man with an abnormally large penis. Many refer to him as the perfect male specimen. Most women that come in contact with Mr. Scruggs become immediately obsessed.
Sandy: Oh my god who is that hunk of meat?!?!
Gretchen: thats Thomas Scruggs!
by BillyBigBallz April 16, 2021
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Thomas

DO NOT FRIEND A THOMAS. HES GAY. RUDE. UNLOYAL. UNTRUSTWORTHY. AND AN OVERALL ASSHOLE
"Thomas ruined my life"
by Willybae April 30, 2023
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Thomas

A guy who couldn’t get shiny militank
Thomas imagine not having pokeballs so you can’t catch shiny militank
by Retarded Tommy boy March 17, 2022
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Thomas

Thomas, where to begin. Thomas is a person with a personality like no one else. People might think that he is weird/rebel or not like everyone else but that's the best part about him. Thomas is also athletic and good at basketball. When you let Thomas in your life your not going to let him go. Thomas is a great friend and cute but he's also a great boyfriend. When you get the chance to be with a Thomas the one goal for him is to make you feel so happy when your with him. Thomas is also the type of person to do new things with life, clothes, hair, and everything that sounds interesting. When you meet the right Thomas you won't ever want to leave or let him go.
Thomas: loyal, Athletic, and cute
by Big boy 01 November 22, 2021
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Thomas

One of the cousins dj panda has in the navy enlisted for 5 years in a Navy Trial… till dj panda graduates “Class of 2026”…. Let’s give some examples and before and after he went on the Navy Trial for a bit… and he’s so mature than ever before!
Hey Thomas, did you bring your Margarita Mix over?
Oh no, I didn’t, shit!
Thomas, would you mind going to CVS and buying dj panda (your cousin) PEPCID!!!
Thomas, Chase and Jackson want to go golfing in San Francisco.
(During a family gathering, December 2023) Hey Thomas!!!, have this grilled cheese panini and some wine for the celebration of your first year of Navy service!!!!

Thomas, Ethan Gardenhire is a sophomore and Chase Gardenhire is a freshman in the school year (2023-2024). 2 years of school fun till June!!

Hey Mr Tom, We’re staying at the Gardenhire house for 4 days as summer caves in, then we are all going to Vegas for 6 days and we will have some fun and somewhat stay at a hotel in Henderson, which will be 2 extra days… so that makes it 8 days… because those days we’re exploring Vegas, one last time. And then checking into a hotel and flying back to Fresno and the Gardenhires will drive back to the other San Diego areas “Carlsbad and Encinitas.”
by Djpandawubs May 4, 2023
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Thomas triple play

When your drunk and have a threesome with two random girls.
After a few to many drinks at the frat party my friend Thomas had a Thomas triple play.
by Dan'l Webster December 29, 2015
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