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Dalton Thomas 

Someone who has a large penis. And is extremely good at making people who's names are Amber, Michael, Johnathan, or Amor moan in the act of "making love." This person is also a very handsome person. With a large penis. He may sometimes act homosexual but, the truth is he loves a good tight vagina. His preferred type of women are brown hair, big brown eyes, a nice big ass, and a nice pair of d's or double d's. He has a big penis. It normally ranges anywhere from 8.5 to 9 inches long. He wears a shoe size of anywhere from a 15 to a 27. This person tends to be tall and muscular with a good hair cut. He also will have a big penis. He is always a clean and shaven sorta guy. He hates to shave his face but will do it if someone special to him points it out. He gives orgasmic sex. DO NOT FORGET.

Huge Penis.
Dalton Thomas' loves: Amor, Michael, Johnathan, Amber.

Dalton Thomas has a big (biggest) penis.

Dalton Thomas gives the best sex.
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Rob Thomas 

The lead singer of matchbox twenty who is too hot for life. Mr. Thomas went solo and released a CD in 2005. The CD rocked the socks of life and showed that Rob rocks. He won three grammys for his callaboration with Santana on the song Smooth. Mr. Thomas is married to model Marisol Maldonado and many fans choose to ignore this fact because Rob is just too hot.
Rob Thomas is too hot for life and is my future husband.
Rob Thomas by Rob's Matchbox August 15, 2005

Bill Thomas'ed 

in essence, to sell out. When persons A and B come up with a plan for the nightly or daily activities and both parties are high fiving and saying "hell yeah" to each other in pure excitement and enjoyment. Then at the last minute, person A contacts person B, but person B doesn't respond. You know they got your text because they otherwise would reply immediately, but now they ignore it. Finally, you talk to them the day after the next day. All person B can do at that point is laugh and make up some BS story. But you don't care cause you love person B too much to let their third nipple get in the way of your friendship.
Matt: "So, I was talking to Bob about hitting the club, but now he's not answering his phone or replying to my texts."

Leonard: "I think you got Bill Thomas'ed, bro."
Bill Thomas'ed by Danger Ross June 25, 2010

Jordan thomas 

A sweet and trustworthy friend. Full of laughter and usually has a best friend named kim. Tends to be amazing at soccer and is perfect in every way
That girl is jordan thomas. I want to be just like her
Jordan thomas by Jason c February 15, 2015

ruth thomas 

She loves a big boy and never says no to cake. She would love to get married and have kids with 25 different men and she thinks the world of McDonalds! When a Ruth Thomas is happy she wants to run around a field and get happy by swishing around and letting Mother Nature take control.
Oooooh, I think today I want to be a Ruth Thomas and have another child and let Mother Nature take control. I also want a Maccies because I'm in a Ruth Thomas mood.

St Thomas High School 

This is where all the rich black kids go to school. More commonly known as the place where smart kids go to die and where most kids go to get high. St Thomas men are more commonly known as the guys that bring alcohol to parties and steal the hoes with their huge ass trucks and parents money. Most people here have juuls so invite them to your house to get free shit.
Memorial student: Yo i’m tryna have a party who we kicking it wif.
Memorial student 2: Bro just invite a st thomas high school gu y he’ll bring his moms alcohol pantry
Memorial student: Aight just keep him away from the hoes because he’s definently tryna fuck

gay thomas 

He's a fucking gay cunt queer ass cunt
Hi ben wanna fuck
Fuck off gay thomas
gay thomas by gbfhvjujkl,;./' February 26, 2017