My Hams is cute and has very nice hair, and has big and very pretty eyes.
She has a Hot Body!
She has a very beautiful personality and way of speaking!
If I see her smile I can't control myself, she is really beautiful 3>.
This is a human name, not an animal!
It's my crash. I hope you fall in love with me.
If I see her, I feel like my stomach will explode! I feel butterflies inside.
If you don't know Hams, I hope you will find someone who looks like her because it is very rare. <
She has a Hot Body!
She has a very beautiful personality and way of speaking!
If I see her smile I can't control myself, she is really beautiful 3>.
This is a human name, not an animal!
It's my crash. I hope you fall in love with me.
If I see her, I feel like my stomach will explode! I feel butterflies inside.
If you don't know Hams, I hope you will find someone who looks like her because it is very rare. <
by Sadeem November 21, 2021

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.
by Dragenslayer69 December 7, 2017

by Tingly August 23, 2023

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

by Davidsixtyfour November 22, 2021
