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Hams

Hams The meaning of this name is the quiet voice, or whisper
My Hams is cute and has very nice hair, and has big and very pretty eyes.
She has a Hot Body!
She has a very beautiful personality and way of speaking!
If I see her smile I can't control myself, she is really beautiful 3>.
This is a human name, not an animal!

It's my crash. I hope you fall in love with me.
If I see her, I feel like my stomach will explode! I feel butterflies inside.
If you don't know Hams, I hope you will find someone who looks like her because it is very rare. <
by Sadeem November 21, 2021
mugGet the Hamsmug.

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham
by Saucybastard November 28, 2018
mugGet the Hung like a Hammug.

Ham

ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.
A slapof ham is nice on a sandwich.
Please put a slap of ham on my samwitch.
by Dragenslayer69 December 7, 2017
mugGet the Hammug.

ham slice

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.
My bud Kelly is a ham slice
by Tingly August 23, 2023
mugGet the ham slicemug.

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017
mugGet the slice of hammug.

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022
mugGet the Ham Watermug.

Ham

It’s good that comes from dirty pigs and Muslims can’t have it
by Davidsixtyfour November 22, 2021
mugGet the Hammug.

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