John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

JOHN WICK

THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, AND BEFORE THE FEMALE REACHES THE POINT OF ORGASM, YOU STICK A PENCIL IN AND FINISH THE JOB

Dam, bro did you just john wick that hoe?

by (FJB) LORD RASPUTIN May 14, 2022

John Romeo

A epic man that likes cheeseburgers and Fortnite

John Romeo like cheese.

by Cheeseman12345 February 22, 2021

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

John Clinton

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.

I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.

by jakemah January 8, 2020

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

john mura

A gay ass no good bitch. Someone everyone hates and someone who does it with his dog westley. Everyone wishes he was dead and die.

John Mura is a gay retarded.

by Sad brad May 7, 2018