You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Devils Salad Toss

When you have sex while stoned

“Hey baby I’m gonna light this bowl, wanna do the devils salad toss?”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”

by Goneandghosting November 8, 2022

Salad thrower

Someone who tosses a salad at a higher velocity or with more force.

He put his all into it when he threw that salad. He’s a good salad thrower.

by Shoffm89 August 5, 2018

Salading

Sex act in which one participant makes someone eat a salad but you use cum (or shit) as a salad dressing & if they can't finish it you shove their head in the bowl and fuck them into it

Me & Carter totally saladed Sam's car last night, we were straight up salading him all night

by ReignOfSam September 21, 2025

dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018

Souper salad

A chain of restaurants based in texas with locations throughout the southwest ern united States. The restaurants feature all you can eat soup and salad buffet as well as homemade bread.

Meet me y the souper salad just off "17"near sky harbor airport and we'll have lunch there.

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021