January 14

Give a hoodie to a friend.

"Here you go. Why'd you give me your hoodie? Its January 14th."

by larsenersej January 13, 2022

January 6

Make out with your gf/bf day!

Kcaj: Hey Enimsaj guess what day is it today?

Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?

Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!

Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025

January 20

the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will

fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20

by iatenemo November 8, 2021

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

january 27

national buy your friend an egg sandwich day

aye it’s january 27, you gotta buy me an egg sandwich

by blwghhh January 27, 2024

January 17th

January 17th is National Short People Day!

Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.

Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021

January

January is caring and charismatic. It’s truly a pleasure to be able to talk to them, as they are one of the most impactful people you’ll ever meet. Don’t be fooled though, they’ll be quick to tell you off if you’ve done them wrong, they’re caring and they don’t take crap from other people. January is known for their creativity, outgoingness, and wonderful sense of fashion. So to any January that’s in your life, always cherish them.

- Do you know January?

- Of course, they are my closest friend, i love talking to them!

by Ghost_boy_00 November 21, 2021