Andrew: Texas Ranger

1. Dumbass who tells unbelieveable stories in the hopes of impressing someone. (a corruption of Andrew and Walker: Texas Ranger. Circa 2005 Buffalo)

"yo that kid did missinary work in the Amazon!" "He said he fucked all the diner whores too. He such an Andrew: Texas Ranger"

by King of the Diner Whores December 13, 2006

Houston Texas

the armpit of texas

Houston Texas is home to the most underachieving national sports teams .

by ashesx June 20, 2016

North Texas Rail Productions

North Texas Rail Productions is a DFW Railfan who has like idk? met so many like a w e s o m e train operators, so um yeah.

North Texas Rail Productions is a friendly person who runs a small discord server.

by ytnorthtexasrailproductions February 20, 2021

Texas Tuck

To bend downs as if to suck your own cock while skiing with your ski poles placed tightly under you arm pits.

-look at that Texas tucking fruit-booter in his one piece fag bag

by nnasty2011 December 30, 2011

texas chokehold

after the man is running around and his balls are all sweaty he goes inside and the woman blows him and gets naucious from the ball sweat smell and pukes on his stomach

taylor went running and got alot of ball sweat and when katie blew him following his runnimg and got sick and threw up on his stomach which is the texas chokehold

by paul bunting December 24, 2009

Texas Tech University

One of the premier schools in Texas, and part of the Big 12. Well-known for its academics and athletics team. Texas Tech is located outside of Lubbock, Texas, farther north then the other major Texas universities. Also well known for attempting to join the Texas A&M-UT rivalry and claiming dominance in sports, athletics and general attractiveness of the student population, while truly possessing second-rate academics and an extremely glorified football team. While still a good school, Tech is mostly populated by students who failed to get into A&M or UT and still seek to attend a Texas school.

University of Texas Graduate: I managed to get 5 job offers from major companies!

Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit

by TheBigF89 October 16, 2010

Texas

1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...

girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice

girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot

girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!

by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009