take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

Don’t take a picture

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

take it from me

Believe me

Take it from me, she is right

by Johnik November 18, 2021

TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021

Youtube double take

(v.) The act of seeing something unbelievably disturbing and/or awesome on a youtube video (sometimes passing by too quickly to see clearly) and immediately rewinding to watch it again.

John did a youtube double take when he saw the newscaster get hit by a car.

Dude: Whoa! Were those jiggly boobs? *Backs video up a few seconds to watch again

by Jimmy McJimmers September 18, 2012

Take my Jesus

Take my peace or sanity, piss me off, make me lose my shit.

1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.

Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!

by Jilly845 June 7, 2018

Take him in the nuts

"To extend ones lower extremity into another's ball sack, preferably with foot"-

Boy I'd like to take to take him in the nuts

by Plaff January 23, 2017