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Taco Bell is a pseudo-Mexican restaurant for people who could care less about quality food. Do they even use real cheese and beef in their tacos?

Food-borne illness is a hallmark of Taco Bell and has been for years.(Their hygiene practices are so bad, I wouldn't touch that place with a 10-foot pole.) That said, I've gotten sick more times than I would care to admit.
Word to the wise: Don't eat at Taco Bell, or you'll turn into a Gordita.
Taco Bell by Tagman77 July 2, 2005

taco monkey 

Illegal Mexican alien, squatter, or wetback
Local residents bagged a taco monkey after several cars were burglarized in the area.
taco monkey by Tsawwassenite Jay October 8, 2005

Tits and a Taco

Have you ever been to New York?
its Tits and a taco!
Tits and a Taco by wypij March 19, 2010

Taco Belling

A very kinky sexual act. Taco Belling consists of strapping a cow bell to a womans taco and fucking her in the ass. To get the perfect Taco Belling experience, make sure your dick is between 7 and 19 inches long. When done right, the woman should moo like a cow and shake her ass around sounding the cow bell.
Dude I was totally Taco Belling with my girlfriend last night!

When I was Taco Belling with this hot milf she started mooing like a cow and sounded her bell with satisfaction!
Taco Belling by Drimicus September 27, 2008

Dirty Taco 

When someone performs oral sex on a woman immediately aftfer she received an Alabama hot pocket.
Kevin gave Tracy the Alabama hot pocket and Justin dove down and got himself a dirty taco. And Aaron fucked your mom.
Dirty Taco by Boston-Pancake January 15, 2011

choco-taco 

When, in coitus, one moves from the anus, directly to the vagina
I totally pulled a choco-taco on my girl last night.
choco-taco by Cuba November 6, 2008