Bitter Butter

Main Entry: bit·ter but-ter

Pronunciation: \bi-tər buh-tər\

Function: noun

Etymology: Internet chat

Date: September 22, 2009

1a. The substance transmitted when giving someone a stink palm or stink fist. b. Product of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), and proceeding to shake another's hand.

2. expressive of anger, resentment, or generally negative feelings.

That douche just stole my biggest sale of the year right out from under me! He'll get his congratulatory handshake alright, but it's coming with a heaping helping of bitter butter!

by Bittersworth September 22, 2009

Dick Butter

When u rub cum all over

A body like butter on

Bread

I like when he does dick butter to me

by Zavi Love October 24, 2015

duck butter

the accumulation of condensation between the testicles and anus of a man or transgender assuming they still have male plumbing.

I think you need to shower..why? It smells like your duck butter went bad in this heat..(sniffs) damn your right!!

by eddies_impala95 September 05, 2011

butter-knifing

the political discussion of the of the legality of a situation or substance

Jessica and i were butter-knifing over the status quo and social position of marijuana

by egotrip216 September 27, 2011

peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 13, 2013

Butter the bread

To do something absolutely discusting and horrible, for the sake of someone else.

Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here

by Thepariahpyromancer April 10, 2017

dick butter

wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.

man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!

by Belgrove April 29, 2008