Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

wagon dragon

A flight attendant with a bad disposition.

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.

by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018

The Blue Dragon

An all-knowing karate prodigy who has been training for centuries

"The Blue Dragon is destined to have a legendary battle with The Night Monkey"

by Squishy104 November 23, 2019

quaking dragon

When you are having anal sex and she clenches around your dick till you cum

That bitch gave me a quaking Dragon and it hurt like hell

by Wet Roost vagina March 22, 2017

tickle the dragon

Playing with ones penis and or balls.

Person 1 : Did you get paid last night

Person 2 : No man I havnt been laid since Susan broke up with me so i just tickle the dragon till it breathes my man fire.

by insaneshane June 11, 2017

Steam dragon

The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food

Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)

by Clit Commander 411 February 26, 2017

Chinga Dragon

When she jacks you off so fast you cum fire

erica made me chinga dragon last night

by chingabigdick September 19, 2016