1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
Get the Costco Surprisemug. by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011
Get the Flesh Surprisemug. When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
Get the Mongolian Surprise Eggmug. She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.
(see definition: pickled eggs)
(see definition: pickled eggs)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025
Get the Surprise Picklingmug. He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
Get the Post-coital surprisemug. by TinaWeina December 28, 2009
Get the fuzzy kitty surprisemug. A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022
Get the catholic surprisemug.