facebook addiction syndrome 

Never being able to leave facebook.. On it day and night.. Staying up late.. Even when you know things havent changed and it stays the same. When you decide to play a game for hours that your eyes start getting swollen and red and bags under them.. When a friend asks you to go to a movie but you decline because you have to see the next update on your friends status.

She totally has facebook addiction syndrome

facebook addiction syndrome by chica_bonita123 November 22, 2010

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome 

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.

Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013

Seinfeld Syndrome 

The feeling that among your group of friends, you are the only normal one.

"My wacky friends are all driving me crazy! If it's not one weird problem, it's another."

"Damn, sounds like hardcore Seinfeld Syndrome."

Seinfeld Syndrome by Baseball Heavy August 10, 2007

camel toe syndrome 

Display of the shape of the labia through overly tight trousers. Said to resemble the foot of a camel

That girl is cameltoeing so bad, you can practically see her thatch.

camel toe syndrome by Martin Judas Carter January 24, 2003

Portal syndrome

What happens when somebody plays the Valve game "Portal" for too long. The victim begins subconsciously imagining different aspects of the game in real life. For example, somebody with Portal Syndrome may mistake a large storage box for the Weighted Companion Cube, as as such, may begin screaming any number of things ranging from "You're alive!" to "I'm sorry I threw you into the fire!" As another example, somebody may begin thinking that they are trapped in the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.

Fred: Why is Lee hugging that box?

George: He has Portal Syndrome. He played Portal for seven hours straight last night.

Portal syndrome by Meep4598 May 19, 2010

Marilyn Munster Syndrome 

When one single member of a family turns out normal and an upstanding citizen while the rest of the family is losers.

Christine told her family members that she got a new promotion. Since all her family was in prison it made this Marilyn Munster Syndrome situation awkward.

Marilyn Munster Syndrome by Gary and Jeff August 15, 2008

Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.

Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome

Baby Dick Syndrome by safehammer November 29, 2006