surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex

Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated

by Sxfndr December 6, 2020

Arizona surprise

When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass

Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night

by anonymous October 13, 2020

sphincter surprise

massive surprise anal insertion

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday

by VintageCorn April 24, 2015

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

a jacking surprise

When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.

boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!

by Person Jerd September 11, 2016

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

by Garzipan August 11, 2016

Vegas Surprise

When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.

You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!

by VegasSurpriseGuy August 22, 2008