brain guy

From the television show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also called "Observer", the Brain guy is pale, wears a purple cloak over white robes and carries his brain in a petri dish. While possessing both Omnipotence and Omniscience, brain guy is rather lackadaisical in the goal of taking over the world, more content with observing. Despite claiming to not possess a body, Brain Guy does partake in activities like eating chili dogs and drinking beer.

Pearl Forrester: Brain Guy, get over here and save my bacon again!

by Tuba Jesus December 9, 2018

parts guy

Person who likes to talk highly of themselves. Often under-worked and over-paid. Has a tendency to stand around and talk on the phone for no apparent reason. First ones out the door at the end of the day.

Mike is a parts guy

by mn01 June 1, 2016

vogue guy

A super attractive guy who acts like a model. His presence is always noted, especially by the girls and gays.

"Vogue guy just walked in, look"

by theskylookspink November 18, 2019

Bathroom Guy

A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.

Every time we're in the hallway playing ping-pong, we cross paths with Bathroom Guy.

by Adam Pong April 17, 2014

That Guy-ism

a disorder when you get so drunk...like drunk to the point of no return and you start doing/saying outlandish and ignorant things, mostly in a public setting. People look at you and they are blessed not to be you. You soon become a model of how not to live your life. You are the laughing stock of the bar or party, but more importantly, you are inevitably, “that guy.”

Damn bro I was busted up at the party last night, but Jason had a case of that guy-ism. He threw a punch at Eric, cussed out a chick and pissed our loveseat.

by Smothered Beef & Onions November 9, 2020

Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.

The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Corner guy

A man who always want to meet on a corner in case he sees someone better walking down the other side side of the street. A man who has a good woman but won't commit in case someone 'better' might be just around the corner.

He lost the best woman he'd ever met because we couldn't give up his corner guy ways.

by Toronto gal March 28, 2017