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Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
by slim2222 June 4, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob usually a really hot sexy guy who acts super tough but can be a real softy he is a fuck boy but he is always loyal. he has a big dick and is down to smash, he loves to flirt and is definitely a keeper if meet a jacob def get to know him and chances are you'll love him but he probablywon't ask you out so you need to take charge and ask that sexy beast out!
girl1: omg jacob is so freaking hot!
girl2: i know
girl1: i think he likes me but idk if he's gonna ask me out...
girl2: then ask him before another girl takes him
girl1: okay
by eat_my_pussy_please June 24, 2018
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Jacob

A person with this name has usually has a 15in penis. And is extremely attractive.
"Hey Jacob you are a sexy beast and have a huge cock."
by ch33zywiz_17 March 18, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob your a fucking pill head
by Topshagger March 25, 2020
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Jacob

oh, that handsome lad over there? that's jacob
by j1293490495 February 21, 2021
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Jacob

by Golden Freddyfazballs November 15, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you he’ll uncontrol smile and blush, his friends tease him about you, and he likes to give you signs that he likes you. But he takes everything you do towards him as a sign as we’ll. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
Jacob's a beast
You can't guard Jacob
by Jacobthegoat12345 November 23, 2021
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