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Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.
Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.
by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011
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garlic sausage

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018
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Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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South Side Sausage

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head
by UD Master December 9, 2008
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generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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sausage shocker

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!
by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023
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sausage suction

when you need to yank the big log out of your arsehole because it wont come out
Kai was on the toilet and needed to perform a sausage suction. He had a big black log hanging out of his arse
by vinniemuncher January 3, 2022
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