not gana ride a hover board

Pussy

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy

by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018

Tandem wheelchair ride

When someone in a wheelchair acts as an amusement park ride attracting people of all ages to ride with him in his wheelchair

Hey baby wanna go on a Tandem wheelchair ride

by Choptastic October 18, 2018

steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

Getting a ride to school

Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.

Nah I passed that test by getting a ride to school from Ms. Adams.

by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.

I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.

by frosty dog September 30, 2019

Slide and ride

You can’t understand the ride but the slide will soon open up to you. It’s important to slide while you ride but not ride the slide as you glide.

Imagine telling Z.F. about Slide and Ride?
Me either.

by Jennatalls123 November 30, 2019