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Shlug Packer

Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss
Dude my girlfriend spent 3 days making a huge shlug packer
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025
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greenbay packer

the best team in the NFL. the Greenbay Packers also own the Chicago Bears.
yo the greenbay packers are lowkey the best.
by walnutjr August 15, 2025
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Flat Packer

A slur for someone from Sweden
Person 1: Well you cant trust those flat packers anyway!
Person 2: that's true, the Swedish can't be trusted.
by JustSamDJ December 20, 2025
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Pulled Porker

The act of pulling the hair of a fat woman (often referred to as porker) during sex
I had some pulled porker last night, it was the best porker experience I’ve had in a long time.
by Duallingo December 28, 2025
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volcanic nazi ass packer

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.
"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."
by The_DonTron October 22, 2013
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African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.
Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.
by Stewthecunt March 27, 2016
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Green and Gold(Packers) envy

An emotion commonly found amongst haters, bandwagon fans, and Bears fans. Anti -cheese activists are also greatly affected by this emotion.

Defined as the utmost jealosy and envy of the Green Bay Packers, due to the organization's incredible success and rich history.
Green and Gold(Packers) Envy defined by a bandwagon fan: I hate that damn Green Bay, they think they are so good. They are like the worst team in the world ever. How bout dem cowboys, woo hah propane mhmhmmmm
by hail_mary12 January 12, 2017
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