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Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!
Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018
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old people ads

An advertisement method using confusion, via misspellings, names that sound alike and such to scam you into buying fake brands and etc., the sort of things old people fall for; also very incorrect in information and pictures; free downloads always mean viruses.
Such old people ads include:

*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*

*Play Pack-Man*

*Play MarioKort*

*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)

Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad
by ihate_ads September 24, 2010
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Old Man Yaoi

Old man yaoi is yaoi between old men. Japanese gay butt sex manga.
Woman: " what are you reading? "
Man: " gay butt sex "
Woman: "what kind of gay butt sex?"
Man: "old man yaoi with prolapsed anus"
Woman: "kys fag"
by Peeeeniee October 31, 2023
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Old people's party

A party held by old people.That is people over college age. There are no drugs,sex and most often not any dancing ect.Most of those parties are really lame all they do is sit around and eat and lot's of times there's not even any music. They should be called dinners and not parties.
I went to an old people's party last night and I had a real sucking time.
by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010
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12 Year Old

A scotch whisky that has been aged in the barrel at least 12 years.
Aging of Scotch takes place in an oak cask, which is charred inside before being filled. Over the years, the whisky seeps in and out of the charcoal. This filters it, mellowing it, and gives it the caramel color (charred wood, like charred sugar, produces caramel, both being of similar chemical composition.)
Once the scotch is bottled the aging stops.
If you have a bottle of scotch which was distilled in 1944 and bottled in 1956, you have a bottle of 12 year old scotch.

When my roommate from college came to town we reminisced over a bottle of 12 year old.
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9 year old

Billy:"Mommy, mommy, I'm a 9 year old now so I can play fortnite!"
Mom: " You're a disappointment and I hope you get aids."
by ReloadzzRenegade October 17, 2019
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Old Timer's syndrome

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!
by breakfaster January 4, 2007
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