seb owers

Seb owers has an 8 inch cock

That’s guy has a proper Seb owers

by Hfsghcgjj February 5, 2018

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 7, 2005

pack your own parachute

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.

Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.

by TristanBob January 2, 2009

Suck Your Own Nipps

Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples

Boy: I hate you.

Girl: GO SUCK YOUR OWN NIPPS!

by Gabriel Janusios April 3, 2010

sucking my own dick

When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.

J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.

by chubop October 3, 2016

Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

by Informerer December 19, 2008

Owned

To be placed under the dominion of another.

Excuse me, sir, but I believe that you just got owned.

by KingOfIthaca April 30, 2007