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Stupid Fucking Retard

When someone is so stupid, so fucking idiotic, so fucking retarded that you have to go back to 2008 and pull out the "You're a stupid fucking retard" card to prove a point in a conversation with them.
Oh, you know Omair, yeah, Omair from my workplace? He's a Stupid Fucking Retard of the highest calibur!
by Annoymous Shit Poster September 21, 2021
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weather confused retard

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."
by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014
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Dumb stupid or retarded.

Uhhhh red suuuus the slur to a person with lack of knowledge.
Dumb stupid or retarded. ingram commin soon.
by How bout nooooo August 24, 2022
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Retard O-Face

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.
Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.
by J.Noble October 2, 2016
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Two retards arguing

Two people who go on a full-on debate over a very minor issue.
Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing
by Balls McBallsface January 8, 2022
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L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
by papaboy March 1, 2013
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