How nice

What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what you what they really think.

Dude1: Hey look, I just got this really nice tattoo of a skull.
Catholic Priest: How nice!

by Mariotol December 9, 2010

nice shirt

Used as a get out clause to laugh at something you shouldnt really be laughing at. So everybody thinks your laughing at your friends shirt when really your laughing at the unfortunate person/thing.

used in conjunction with a direction, often the classic time direction to avoid unwanted attention.

'After seeing really tall woman with really small man in front of us'

Me: Nice shirt 12 O'Clock

Friend: Pfffff

by Maudley November 26, 2006

Nice Guy

A person who never gets the girl, always finishes last, and most importantly, doesn't play Rock N' Roll.

Nice boys don't play rock n' roll

by Lupus September 21, 2004

Nice Guy

A guy who, rather than risk rejection by asking women out, forges friendships with them hoping that eventually it'll lead to romance. A Nice Guy will often claim that they treat women with respect and then get angry when they don't reward him with sex.

Not to be confused with a guy who is geuinely nice.

Nice Guy: All these other guys treat girls like shit! I've never gone around acting like an asshole! Why don't you date me? It's not fair!
Woman: I'm sorry, am I supposed to be interested in you just because you meet minimum standards of decency?

by peppermint cupcake April 9, 2012

Nice Ups

Similiar to 'Big Ups' this is a way of throwing props to someone, saying thank you, showing respects, etc.

Hey Greg, Nice Ups for hooking me up with the Ice Cube 7Inch. It bumps.

by Millhouse March 11, 2004

Nick-Sick

When an important project or paper is due for school you suddenly become violently ill and skip the class.
They start out with skipping just the class that the paper/project is due in, and slowly move on to one or two periods and then a day, once they've done it a few times they usually start to plan ahead and miss a day before the paper or project is due for convincing.
It is similar to hooky but not really because when someone is "Nick-Sick" they take the time they gain from skipping school or class to work on their paper or project and gain an unfair advantage from the extra time.

Example 1:
Student1: Man i was up till 2 a.m. finishing my senior paper.
Student2: Yeah me too it was hard thankfully its due today and we don't have to worry about it any more.
Student1: Wheres "student3"?
Student2: I don't know the bastard is probably Nick-Sick

After it is known that someone is frequently Nick-Sick
Example 2:

Student1: Whats due today?
Student2: Dunno, Must be something big, student3 isn't here today

Example 3:

Student1: Wheres student3?
Student2: Paper due 3rd period
Student3: Ah, of course

by Overt Jackel November 3, 2007

Nick

You should go fuckle yourself if you have that big of a penis cuz your really cocky. Damn god put a dick in your head when making you. Anyway you should go reply to this girl you left on read the other day. HMM.... *flips weave in his face*

Girl he texted: Nick is so hot.
Girl's friend in group chat: Nick more like dick

by gofuckleyourself December 11, 2016