by bedouin December 24, 2008
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"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"
"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
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-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
by MLP&BMW January 10, 2012
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Get the Mount Michael mug.Michael Cascio is very feminine and loves his family in a weird way. He always is asking for grown men to sit on top of him and is also known to leave group chats. He has crushes on girls but skips bases and goes straight home. He thinks everything is funny when he is the only one laughing. He also likes to eat his own poop.
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Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
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