en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 18, 2013

en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "if and when you will be mature enough (to know)".

son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of something so serious?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma September 29, 2012

en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 26, 2013

hill-bill-lies

A previous POTUS Bill Clinton and his Wife Hillary Clinton who ran and subsequently lost the Presidency in 2016. Hillary and Bill and their lies during their previous stint and subsequent scandal in the Whitehouse. Hillary during her tenure as Secretary of State. Her now famous "fog of war" response to the repeated and requested security before Benghazi. Mrs. Clintons inability to comprehend private or classified materials remains under scrutiny.
Bill was barred from practicing law, but was reinstated in 2006. Hillary has had her law license lapse.

We don't want any more Hill-Bill-Lies, in the Whitehouse. It's time to #MAGA

by Bean Republican March 18, 2017

you calling me a lier

Well I ain't calling you a truther

In Drake and Josh Drake and Josh you calling me a lier

by JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAA April 6, 2017

The Addison lieb

Frantic and rough. This monkey fluffer can plz any ape.

Well, get the Addison lieb this monkey is horny

by Natoren2112 February 5, 2019

Red Wing Lieutenant

When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.

friend: why us ur face covered in blood?
me: i just become a red wing lieutenant!

by papachapo June 21, 2019