A problem. Whenever you can't do something, you can't get your leg over the whale. When you need help doing something, you need help getting over the whale.
Jen: Man, I've gotta do 5 days worth of homework in one hour. I'm never gonna get my leg over the whale.
Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.
Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.
by Slangbear22 May 30, 2009
Get the Leg over the whalemug. A man goes inside a stuffed caribou carcass and a woman proceeds to mount the carcass with his erect penis that is replacing the traditional caribou penis.
by The Great Scott May 11, 2012
Get the Five Legged Cariboumug. A pirate lacking his third leg
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
and either his 1st or 2nd leg
resulting in his total number of legs being less than 2, i.e. 1
Avast me, one of me legs has been removed by this here sharp sword - Ill have to be a land lubber for the rest of me days.
by Blueice January 27, 2003
Get the one legged piratemug. when you can't talk on the phone in canada you've twitted your legs and ended up in the hospital for 3 days
by Jfloydizzle December 29, 2010
Get the twitted your legsmug. When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
by BoosterGould January 2, 2015
Get the teaspoon leg it out of heremug. A mack is an exploiter and master of pimps, and a mack daddy is someone exploiting and ruling over macks.
The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for then senator, later president Barack Obama.
The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for then senator, later president Barack Obama.
Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.
by Magnus Johansson November 16, 2012
Get the long-legged mack daddymug. Him: i will tell your dad what u did.
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!
by JonSnowKnows June 1, 2020
Get the Don't Have a leg to stand onmug.