Weed. Also known as "the happy plant." The term Joe Baker is used when calling a random girl that you do not know to get this weed. And it is also safe to say around your parents and older relatives that will tell the police about your drug use.
Reed: I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of Joe Baker, and I need some weed.
Random Girl: Out of stock.
Reed: That's a shame.
Random Girl: Out of stock.
Reed: That's a shame.
by Lauren/Janelle September 20, 2009
Get the Joe Bakermug. The 47th Vice President and The 46th President of the United States of America. Brought peace and prosperity to the Union after the "The Election of 2020", a highly contested election in which Donald Trump received his own TV Channel in exchange for the Presidency. Known for being the US's cool uncle, and for his famous aviator sunglasses. Great memes, and very empathetic.
by VoteJoe September 22, 2020
Get the Joe Bidenmug. A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.
He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.
He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.
He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.
He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.
He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.
He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.
He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.
He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.
He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.
"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"
by DMTelf March 13, 2009
Get the Joe Roganmug. A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
Get the Sloppy Joemug. Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.
Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"
by roundtwentythree August 12, 2009
Get the Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoomug. Joe Biden was the Vice President under Barak Obama's two terms in Office. He is the 46th President of the United States. He is part of the Democratic Party and was elected in the 2020 election against the Republican candidate, former President Donald J. Trump.
by Blue2020 December 16, 2020
Get the Joe Bidenmug. by Sparda January 15, 2005
Get the Fat Joemug.