Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.

Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024

Jizz Tin

A chug splash from fortnite

Yeah im bouta splash some jizz tins!

by 22thgohas December 31, 2021

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

jizz n' pray

Cumming inside a girls pussy and praying she doesn't get knocked up

I pull a Jizz N' Pray with Stephanie last night, I hope she doesn't get pregnant from it.

by tteddy1985 August 27, 2015

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

Jizz bomber

Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids

Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

Jizz Serpent

A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.

Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!

by PeteyPaplo March 1, 2023